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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE PROTECTIVE POWER OF PICKLES!
Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. You'll have to hold yourself back from injuring yourself, because you'll look so adorable covered with tiny pickles! The healing power of brine will make everything fine. Each metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Endorsed by Dr. Pickle and several other fictional medical-themed anthropomorphized food, including Dr. Banana, the gastroenterologist.
- 15 3" x 1" pickle-shaped bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Free prize makes owies less ouchy
- Sterile gauze pads completely brine-free
DISCOVER THE HEALING POWER OF BACON!
Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you'll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don't eat them, that's unhygienic and gross. If a fancy Bacon Bandage isn't enough to dry your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Our Bacon Bandages are the real thing. Accept no substitutes, especially when it comes to brunch related injuries like grease spatter or spastic knife movements while applying a schmear. Latex-free adhesive.
- Fifteen 3" x 1" bacony bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal tin
- Includes a free prize
- Perfect for cuts, scrapes or grease burns
DISCOVER THE MAGICAL HEALING POWER OF UNICORN BANDAGES
Enchanted Unicorn Bandages use the power of unicorns to heal your wounds! The virginal purity of unicorns is reflected in the sterile gauze of the bandage. The sparkling dazzle of the unicorn is on the other side of the bandage, which is decorated with rainbows and prancing one-horned horses. Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free vinyl adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.
- 15 3" x 1" adhesive Unicorn Bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Free prize makes owies less ouchy
- Made with unicorn tears for extra healing power